Hello

My name is Tom
I’m not da bomb

I ain’t no jive turkey
I’m a STAYING ALIVE turkey

Struttin’ my stuff
Not gettin’ stuffed

I joined the TTPP
(Thanksgiving Turkey Protection Program)
Nobodies gonna eat me!

You won’t find me in your grocery store
I’ll be boogying down the disco floor

I’ll be incognito in disguise
Ya won’t see me, no surprise

Here’s my Thanksgiving advice for you:
FUGGETABOUT turkey and eat tofu!!!

Goodbye

 

Happy Thanksgiving, no matter what you’re

eating!!!

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